How many blogs can I title Smartass?

Me: Brandon please don't touch that put it down and be a goodboy

Brandon: Does nothing

Me: Brandon please

Brandon: Okay (puts it down, then one tiny index finger points out and touches the pepper shaker) ha ha I touch

Me: Brandon (said in sternish tone)

Brandon: (Raises same index finger to mouth) and says Shhshh

Reminds me of when I was little and someone would say don't touch my food so you would reach out and touch it a bunch with one finger gleefully shouting TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH while the other person cries.


You mean you didn't do that?

So what if I was a bully Shut up before I come touch your food.

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