11.21.2007

Suspicion

Heidi tagged me for a meme, things that make me suspicious. At first I thought this would be easy because I'm suspicious of everything. But when I sat down and tried to write it, it totally wasn't happening. So here you go the things that make me say hmmmm, or at least the ones I can think of now.
  • I have this idea that everyone has to have their house robbed once...therefor I'm basically suspicious anytime I'm alone in my house. ANYTIME!
  • Eggs. I mean what exactly are we eating. Is that not a little chicken? I mean when I got pregnant the first ultrasound showed a yolk sack. So when we eat eggs aren't we just eating the equivalent of a 5 week old baby?
  • My Tivo. I'm sorry, but there is no tape, no dvd WHERE IN THE FUCK DOES IT RECORD TO??? Same with my damn answering machine. Where do they keep the messages.
  • When you think of watching an old movie and suddenly it is on TV. How did they know?????
  • Why is it some people are born with good metabolism and I got stuck with this shit? Seriously, most Asian women are tiny no matter what they eat. Why on earth can't science find a way to take that gene from them and implant it into me.
  • How exactly did I just grow a little human in my body? This shit weirds me out!
  • How do spiders know when your alone? Seriously it seems like spiders only come out when I'm alone.
  • What in the hell is inside of area 51? Why why why can't we just know already?
  • When the TV in my bedroom turns on at night.
  • Why do I always have to pee when it is dark out?
  • How does my son know to pick something up 30 seconds before I shout NO DON'T TOUCH THAT?
  • How can my son always remember where he hid his milk but he can't remember not to jump on the fucking couch, throw his food and say shit?
K to lazy to link but I tag, Ginger (who is probably suspicious of things that will scare the shit out of me), stephanie, Sara and ummmmmmm Swistle (because I'm sure she is suspicious of some really great shit!)

5 comments:

Sara said...

Did you mean me Sara, you lazy linker?

Swistle said...

No, no, no, eggs are not babies. They're more like...let's see, is there any non-gross comparison? Anyway, they're unfertilized. No conception has taken place. They're just the HOME for a baby chicken that never showed up.

Kat said...

Yep I am suspicious of everything until it is tried and tested.

Cristina Mathers said...

what the crap? you didn't tag me and i reeeally wanted to do this. lol.

happy thanksgiving! hope you guys have a great day and that you don't have to do one single dish!

Heidi said...

HILARIOUS!! Thanks for playing. I am in total agreement with #1. My hubby will not let me watch the evening news anymore b/c I freak out. Something that happens w/i the city limits is like next door to me.

I am also supicious of the word verification thingy (in order to post a comment). Seriously, could they ask me to type in more fn letters? It is starting to freak me out!!

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