The upside to having a cold

Pissing yourself because you were bending over, not classy.

Pissing yourself because you were walking, lame.

Pissing yourself because you were laughing, well that is just funny

Pissing yourself while you were just sitting there doing nothing...well that's just sad.

Pissing yourself because you were coughing well that is just totally justified. So see, being sick has it's upside. I don't feel like a complete ass when I piss myself now!


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Megan said...

OMG I am so sick today. Home from work and can't get off the couch.

I cannot believe you are having a baby on Friday - so, so exciting!!! I will be checking your blog from Sunnyvale. :)

Em said...

Jesus a baby friday YIKES!!!!

My friend is pg and chase her boy at a soft play type thing and the area she stepped on moved and she ended up on arse but strangly she tought it was hillarious and started laughing and wet her self and not just a bit and her little boy shouted a the top of his voice Mummy you have wee'd, oh mummy you've got it everywhere! Would you just want to die!!!

Sara said...

Ok, when I was 8 months preggo with Cait, we went to VA Beach. I was huge and uncomfortable, and being in the pool at the hotel was so relaxing---all of the weight was lifted off of my bladder! Until I got out of the pool……when I started pissing uncontrollably. I was just laughing hysterically, and Ed was looking at me like I was this crazy pissing freak. I laugh just thinking about it now.

Christy said...

I piss myself all the time, just by walking around too much. Its totally gross.

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