So I have found the downside to my brand new fangled Philosophy facial products. I am a picker. I pick everything. My most favorite thing to pick is my face followed closely by my feet, hands, chest, legs, back, ears, toes and basically anything covered in skin. Now I'm stuck. This stupid Philosophy face wash is doing so damn good that I haven't got shit to pick at on my face. I run up to the mirror every five minutes HOPING that there will be something. But I've got nothing. No juicy pimples to pop or poke at, no black heads to squish no spots to prod, NOTHING. I've got nothing. I've taken to squishing things on my back that I can't see, which means all I'm really doing is making spots where there was nothing to begin with. FUCKING FACE WASH AND GLOWING SKIN!
I thought, after my previous post where I discussed my dyslexia I would share with you, how truly odd I am.
- I mix up numbers and letters often. I relate the sound of the number to what I write. For instance, 90% of the time when I write the number 5 as in 5 not five, I will actually write "F" Because 5 starts with F. I do this often with 9 also. I write "N" I'm strange.
- I screw up numbers bad from memory. For instance, this is how I thought I didn't lose any weight. Okay get ready because I'm actually going to admit what I weigh and you can do the math and find out what a phatso I was when I started this diet. Anyhoo. On February 15th when I weighed in I was 166.6 This meant that I had lost 14 pounds. K got it so far. Now, since I had the 14 in my head this is how the big screw up happened. When I weighed in on March 1st I weighed 164.4. Now, since I was remembering 14 which has a 4 in it, I saw the 164 and thought it was the same number as before. It took me 4 days to figure out that I was remembering all the wrong numbers. Well, since I thought I hadn't lost but hadn't gained, I decided to eat a little junk. Just to double check that I really had seen 164 on the scale I got back on. I was 165. Which means all my bread eating caught me and I gained back a pound. Sooo my weight loss to date is 15 pounds.
Posted by Shannon Mateo at 7:56 AM
HEY LOOK AT ME ALL BELTLESS AND SUCKING IT IN. HMMM THERE MIGHT BE A BIT OF BOOBIE IN THIS PICTURE. THEY LOOK BIG. I'M NOT EVEN PUSHING EM OUT, THEY DO THIS SHIT NATURALLY. I FEEL SO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IN MY HEADBAND, BUT I'M A SUCKER FOR ANYTHING CAMOFLAUGE, AND REALLY PEOPLE, IT WAS A FREAKING DOLLAR, HOW COULD I NOT SPORT IT PROUDLY? WAIT, DID I JUST SAY SPORT. SHIT, I'M BEING WAY TO DORKY TODAY, ADIOS AMIGOS.
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