9.05.2007

Kylen

Kylen is working on getting me a real picture of him. But for now here he is folks. As soon as I get the chance I will dig out my old photos and put em on the scanny thing.

He's the one on the right sleeping


Kylen with his new girlfriend Lauren...No clue why he is wearing pink but you get the point about how he looks! I will dig out the really sexy Kylen pics tonight!

Oh yeah that's him too!

Him with his ex girlfriend...trying to look like he's normal or something.

That is him there on the right with the game...does anyone else want to lick him right now!

Anyway ladies there you go..the man behind the mystery. Ugggg those eyes.

The evil eye

My father in law asked me if I could get another picture of the evil eye for him. These were my results!


Not even a little evil


Awwwwwww


mmmm Lickin my boogers


I'm cute!

Good parent vs Bad parent

The good parent (my husband) says baby, you shouldn't let him do that he's gonna smack his head on the paver.

The bad parent (me) runs and grabs her camera to get pictures of it..
One two freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



This is awesome woooooo



I'm such a bad person

The clothes


As you can see this shirt looked like a damn tent on me..it went back


This shirt was huge and faded after the first wash but it's comfy, these jeans are giant


This is one of the things I got when I returned the other stuff, it is not maternity


This is what I wore to work today, these jeans are super giant at the end of the day


This shirt was kind of cute so I let it stay. I got pissed and ordered the jeans I really liked from the store that they didn't have in my size and they will be here tomorrow. I'll take pictures in them if they don't end up being too big!

You would think I'm pregnant or something

It seems like this baby must be growing or something...evidence of that???

  • Shaving my legs this morning was sooo not easy. I had to stop and stand up to breath between legs because my lungs were being crushed.
  • When I got to the bank yesterday my belly reached the counter before the rest of me and bumped it...that made me feel dorky.
  • I was just going potty and I ran out of toilet paper, I tried to bend over to get more and nearly died from lack of oxygen. I can see it now, woman passes out while peeing from giant pregnant belly.
  • Pre-pregnancy sweats no longer fit.
  • There is so little room that Codi has no choice but to place body parts strategically under my rib cage!
  • I can't pull my keyboard drawer out as far on my desk
  • My belly kisses the steering wheel every morning
  • I can balance things on my belly
  • I go from starving to stuffed after about 2 bites of food
  • It takes me about 3 minutes to get out of bed, two to heave my body out and another one to make my belly follow.
  • I have to stick my butt out and lean forward to hug my husband
  • I can forget about laying on the floor and coloring with my son
  • I have no idea what my hair down there looks like
  • I haven't seen my feet in months
  • Its easier to leave the mess on the floor then to bend down and pick it up

If your looking for the fashion show its not here keep looking

I finally got my clothes last night from Old Navy. I was so excited. Then I pulled em all out and whoah holy huge clothes batman. I ordered everything in my normal size and its as though Old Navy thinks pregnant women enjoy walking around in giant tent clothes! I started taking pictures but it all looked so silly I just gave up.


THESE ENDED UP LOOKING RIDICULOUS...FIT WEIRD AND NOT CUTE AT ALL.


THEY ONLY HAD THIS IN XL WHICH I DIDNT THINK WOULD BE A PROBLEM. BIG MISTAKE DAMN THING WENT DOWN TO MY KNEES AND LOOKED LIKE I WAS WEARING A BLACK PLASTIC BAG.


THIS THING...THE THING I WANTED MOST SERIOUSLY I'M PRETTY SURE IS ACTUALLY A DRESS. IT IS NOT EVEN SORT OF FLATTERING. IT WAS AWFUL, AND HIDEOUS AND I CAN'T IMAGINE IT LOOKING GOOD ON ANYONE AT ALL.


THIS WAS ACTUALLY A BROWN SEE THROUGH TENT. UGLIEST MOST AWFUL SHIRT EVER. I COULD HAVE BOUGHT IT IN A SMALL AND I WOULD HAVE SAGGED OFF ME.


FINALLY I GOT PISSED TOOK MOST OF IT BACK AND TRIED ON THESE PANTS. THEY FIT PERFECTLY! NOW AT LEAST. SO I WANTED THEM ONE SIZE BIGGER BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE EM. WHICH WOULD HAVE MEANT I WOULD HAVE HAD TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO SPARKS TO GET EM, AND I WAS JUST SO FRUSTRATED AT THAT POINT I GAVE UP!

I ENDED UP WITH THREE CLEARANCE SHIRTS AND SOME JEANS THAT FIT BUT DON'T LOOK PARTICULARLY FLATTERING OR UNFLATTERING. WOE IS ME! I TOOK A FEW PICTURES OF THE OTHER STUFF AND THE STUFF I KEPT, AND I'LL UPLOAD IT TONIGHT!

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