9.17.2007

Hard core proof..no blood test required

I'm not sure I've ever mentioned my husbands love of fast food restaurant condiment hot sauce on here before. To make it simple he really loves hot sauce, loves it more then I love chocolate. What this means is if we go to somewhere like Taco Bell or Jack in the Box (for their tacos) I have to ask for a lot of sauce. Then I have to explain to the cashier that no in fact that isn't a lot I need A LOT. In fact he likes it so much this once prompted me to drive to every Jack in the Box in Reno and ask for hot sauce for two days in a row, then shove them all in little plastic Easter eggs for my husbands easter basket. Really people you should have seen the boner he got off all those eggs (and that was before he got to the eggs with free lap dances from his favorite strip club). It also means that if I go somewhere like KFC who sometimes leaves their sauce out I have to immediately steal all the sauce, then go ask them to refill it, steal the rest and run like hell. I probably shouldn't even mention the time we walked into Taco Bell and Rob was drunk and I happened to mention that there was an entire box of mild sauce sitting right over there and before I knew it my drunk ass husband was kicking the box ever so discreetly right out to his car. That fucking box lived in my kitchen for months before he finished it all, AND YES HE FINISHED IT ALL.

Why so much sauce you ask? Well because silly, of course you need one whole sauce packet PER BITE!!!! What he does is squirt some sauce on the bite, take the bite then put the packet in his mouth and sucks out the rest of the sauce to finish his bite. This shit grosses me out to no end. I find it hard to believe as one packet of sauce can last me an entire meal. Now, when he orders something like a Mexican Pizza from Taco Bell that is when the horror show really begins. He opens no less then 24 packets and squeezes them all out over the pizza to the point that there is approximately a half inch of sauce in the little box and his pizza is floating (do me a favor ask my friends I do not exaggerate even a little when I tell you these things). In fact he puts so much sauce on the Mexican pizza he has to eat the fucker with a spoon since a fork will allow the sauce to run through the tines.

In case this isn't bad enough, there was actually a time when I had to pay the guy at KFC $5.00 for a bag filled to the top with sauce just to satisfy my husbands need for two sauces per little teeny tiny chicken wing.

Sooooo that being said, just now when Brandon picked up a pack of Taco Bell sauce (because yes we do have that just lying around our house, now I'll thank you kindly to shut the hell up about it) tore open the top and sucked out the entire contents then looked at it and sucked some more...it became crystal clear...we don't need any fancy DNA testing here...this kid belongs to my husband with out a doubt!

DONT FORGET

I STILL UPDATE THE SHANNON AND ROB STORY...THE LINK IS DOWN THERE ON MY LINKS CALLED MAKING LOVE AND A BABY CHECK IT OUT

ME N KYLEN

THIS IS MY KYLEN...WE WERE SO CUTE BACK THEN

THE DAY KYLEN GOT BACK FROM HIS LITTLE VACATION IN HIGH SCHOOL...I SERIOUSLY LOST MY SHIT THIS DAY BECAUSE KYLEN HAD JUST TOUCHED ME


JUST SITTING AT MY HOUSE WATCHING TV


DICKING AROUND IN MY ROOM...HE LET ME WEAR HIS HAT...WHICH YOU KNOW IN HIGH SCHOOL WAS HUUUUGE


YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WE WERE NOTHING MORE THEN FUCK BUDDIES HUH


I'VE ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR GUYS IN CARHARTS...I HAVE SOOO MANY MORE PICTURES BUT I WOULD HAVE TO DO WAY MORE DIGGING FOR THOSE...BUT HERE YOU GO, ME N KYLEN BACK WHEN IT ALL BEGAN

TAKING KATIE DOWN WITH ME....SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS SAFE

THIS WAS THE DAY WE BOUGHT TWO SENIORS AND DRESSED EM UP IN DIAPERS LATER


RIGHT AFTER WE GRADUATED FROM 8TH GRADE


PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY GINGER HAS LOTION...WE MAY NEVER KNOW...BUT BOY WERE WE DRUNK ON TIA MARIAS


AWWW KATIE DATED THIS GUY


CAMPING AT MT LASSEN....DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THOSE NEW YORK SELTZERS MMMMM


KATIE WITH HER LONG HAIR


NO CLUE


THINKING WE WERE SEXY WITH OUR APPLE JUICE


DOING HER HAIR BEFORE A SCHOOL DANCE


WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR SOOO LONG


KATIE HAS BEEN DYING TO HAVE A COPY OF THIS PICTURE...HERE YOU GO KATIE I DUG IT OUT FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND JUST SPECIAL


SENIOR PICTURES


ONE OF THE SENIORS WE BOUGHT...KATIE HAD THE HUGGGGGEST CRUSH ON THIS GUY...HE DOES IT IN A DUCK BLIND AND SERIOUSLY IF ANYONE CAN TELL US WTF A DUCK BLIND IS YOUR OUR HERO


GETTING GLAMMED UP BEFORE KYLEN AND ROY CAME OVER


MATCHY MATCHY

PROOF!!!!! I KNOW JEN IN REAL LIFE

SO MY HUSBAND KEEPS TELLING ME THAT JEN IS ONE OF MY IMAGINARY BLOG FRIENDS THAT I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY MET IN REAL LIFE...SO HERE..PROOF I REALLY DO KNOW JEN IN REAL LIFE
LUNCH AT RALEYS...I THINK THAT IS AARON, MATT AND DEETER ON HER TRUCK...


PROM NIGHT..I PURPOSELY DIDN'T POST THE PICS OF THE GUYS BECAUSE JEN WENT WITH A SCHMUCK


THIS IS THE CHADDERMAN THAT JEN BLOGS ABOUT IN ONE OF HER CRAZY LOVE STORIES


MORE OF PROM...MY GOSH WE WERE SUCH PRINCESSES..TIERRAS AND ALL.

PHATSO PHOTOS WEEK 30 AKA I LOVE MY BELLAY


FROM THE LEFT IN THE WHITE SHIRT

CLOSE UP

OOOH LOOK YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL I'M PREGNANT (SNORT GIGGLE)

NOW WITH MY YELLOW SHIRT GETTING READY FOR WORK

UMMM OKAY MAYBE YOU CAN TELL..

OH LOOK, I WOULD TOTALLY DO A FABULOUS FULL BODY LOOK AT MY SEXY MAMA OUTFIT SHOT FOR YOU...


BUT I CAN'T...DO YOU SEE WHY? NO HANG ON LEMME GET CLOSER

NO MATTER HOW MUCH I CLEAN IT, A CERTAIN SOMEONE WON'T STOP MAKING OUT WITH HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR THUS TOTALLY KILLING A FULL BODY SHOT


KNOW WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT THESE SHOES? I JUST RECENTLY ACQUIRED THE LEFT ONE. KNOW WHY???? BECAUSE WHEN WE MOVED HERE MY HUSBAND PACKED THE LAST STUFF IN THE HOUSE. WHICH MEANS THREE OR FOUR PAIRS OF MY SHOES GOT PACKED WITH THE LEFT ONE IN ONE BOX AND THE RIGHT ONE IN ANOTHER. SOOO FOR TWO YEARS NOW I'VE BEEN STARING LONGINGLY AT MY RIGHT SHOES WISHING I HAD THE LEFT ONE.

BUT THEN!!!!!

YESTERDAY MY MOMMY CAME OVER AND HELPED ME CLEAN OUT MY GARAGE (BY HELPED ME I MEAN SHE DID IT ALL AND I SAT ON THE STEP WATCHING) AND SHE SO GRACIOUSLY GOT DOWN THE BOXES MY MEAN EVIL HUSBAND WOULDN'T SO I COULD DIG OUT MY LEFT SHOES. OTHER TREASURES I FOUND

MY DIARY
MY BOX OF ROB AND I'S CRAP (I FEEL UPDATES TO THE LOVE BLOG COMING)
THE LONG LOST KATIE PICTURES....STAY TUNED FOR A TAKING KATIE DOWN WITH ME BLOG MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A BOX OF CANNED FRUIT
SOME LOW CARB SPAGHETTI
MY NINTENDO CORD (THANK YOU GOD MARIO THREE HERE I COME)
A SHELF
AND SO ON....IT WAS MAGICAL PEOPLE!

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