The modified Swistle

One day I was whining about shaving my legs. Swistle told me that when she was pregnant she shaved one leg a day. Therefor I am now instituting the modified Swistle rule in my shower.

I will shave no legs every day!

Works right. It is winter so no one sees my legs. I'm not getting any so no one to rub up against. Sounds to me like the new modified Swistle is the very best idea ever!

Food meme

I just noticed Patty tagged me for a meme... so here goes

1. How do you like your eggs? Hardboiled...in egg salad or deviled eggs extra mayo please

2. How do you take your coffee/tea? umm at starbucks sugar free vanilla latte, at home, hawaiian flavored coffess with vanilla or amaretto creamer..tea with splenda

3. Favorite breakfast food: bagel and cream cheese, lots and lots of cream cheese but only from a bagel shop

4. Peanut butter - smooth or crunchy? smooooooooooooth

5. What kind of dressing on your salad? ranch..but i only like restaurant ranch

6. Coke or Pepsi? Diet pepsi

7. You’re feeling lazy, what do you make? sandwich or caprese pizza

8. You’re feeling really lazy. What kind of pizza do you order? thin crust extra cheese

9. You feel like cooking. What do you make? so much...everything

10. Do any foods bring back good memories? tomato soup and grilled cheese remind me of being sick when i was little

11. Do any foods bring back bad memories? no not really...well the time i saw tripe in the store and almost threw up

12. Do any foods remind you of someone? ummm i associate a lot of my life with food so everyone has a food

13. Is there a food you refuse to eat? all fish, tripe, brain, goat, bleu cheese

14. What was your favorite food as a child? my grandmas french toast!

15. Is there a food that you hated as a child but now like? hmmmm i used to hate stuff on my burger but now love it...ie veggies or ketchup my burger and sammies were mayo and cheese only

16. Is there a food that you liked as a child but now hate? cottage cheese ewwww barforama

17. Favorite fruit and vegetable: artichokes mmmm watermelon

18. Favorite junk food: candy, fries

19. Favorite between meal snack: ummm nachos...yes id like some now please

20. Do you have any weird food habits? hmm lets see cream cheese and salsa mixed for tortilla chips. ranch on spaghetti,

21. You’re on a diet. What food(s) do you fill up on? almonds, yogurt, sugar free pudding

22. You’re off your diet. Now what would you like? bagel...candy

23. How spicy do you order Indian/Thai? i order no spicy im a super wuss

24. Can I get you a drink? ice tea...i quit drinking a year and a half ago

25. Red or White Wine? arbor mist when i drank

26. Favorite dessert? chocolate dipped in chocolate covered in chocolate

27. The perfect nightcap? hmmmmm ice cream or cookies n milk or .....


Okay email. Lets get something straight. I am trying to save money! And when I do spend my money lately I like to spend it on kid stuff. So all of these emails you are sending me NEED TO STOP! Do you hear me...STOP SENDING ME YOUR SHIT!

Things that I really don't need in my inbox anymore!

  1. Coach NEW FALL/SUMMER/SPRING/WINTER Collections. Stop stop stop stop you know I am weak and can't turn away.
  2. Williams Sonoma! Dammit. You know your store is like crack to me. Emailing me is like sending me a picture of a giant line of crank. Not to mention all your gooey treats don't help my waist line. And for fucks sake my kitchen cabinets can not hold another shiny new Les Creuset pot!
  3. Pottery Barn. I know my house is decorated cute. I realize that because of this all the items in your catalog are just dying to be part of my home. But really I have no more space for your fancy awesome trinkets. I know you claim they will organize my life but when I look at them I just see more things for a two year old to disorganize.
And yes I realize that I could take myself of your mailing list. But that would be like removing myself from the chocolate of the month club!

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