Posted by Shannon Mateo at 3:18 PM
DUDE YOUR SONS BALLS ARE HUGE!!!!!
Yeah, I heard that for a good two weeks after he was born, since it isn't common knowledge that all little boys come out a little swollen and big. Instead people in my family just thought I created some sort of super human baby with giant balls. Seriously, you can hear people shouting it on all the different video tape of his first day on earth.
YOUR SONS BALLS ARE HUGE!!!!!!
So now those of you having a boy have been warned, you may here this over and over and over that first week!
Posted by Shannon Mateo at 2:08 PM
Have you ever noticed that when someone tells you they are sick they always follow it up with a cough?
This cracks me up. There is someone in my office who is sick right now. She talks totally normal all day then picks up the phone, says shes sick, changes into sick voice and takes a deep breath forcing a big cough.
Do you do this? Is this like you have to sneeze with your eyes closed? You can't say you are sick with out a cough?
Posted by Shannon Mateo at 9:18 AM