Have I ever told you my kids are beautiful

I don't even know who I was before them

Whose who

You can never ever tell my husband I posted these...He would kill me if he found out that I posted pics of him with out doing his hair first

I imagine this is how it would sound if I ever heard Emery cuss

You know, there are a lot of people in my life who don't cuss, Emery, Jen, Shawna and so on. So when one of them cusses its funny. But, when one of them goes totally off the deep end and goes batshit crazy with cussing, well, it's fucking hilarious. Go check out Shawna fall off the good girl bandwagon and have the worst case of potty fingers I've ever seen. She rivals me on this one folks!

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