Being cute

look at me posting vertical pics like some pro

Stop taking my picture woman your blocking my view of the fan

HELP My chin is eating my jammies

Proof I belong in a looney bin

I just paused my Itunes to listen to my baby fart!

Party like its 1999 or something

Sundry Mourning invited us all to participate in this little survey and although she has no clue who I am I AM TOTALLY PARTICIPATING because I heart her!
1. What did you do in 2007 that you’d never done before?
 Umm became a mom to two kids
2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
 well my new years resolution was to be healthy, i lost 34 pounds, got pregnant and gained 45 hmmmm. this year it is to stop being an asshole with money
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
 me and about 1983958billion other friends
4. Did anyone close to you die?
 no thank gosh
5. What countries did you visit?
 my big fat pregnant ass went no where unless you count visiting italy via olive garden then I totally went to Italy
6. What would you like to have in 2008 that you lacked in 2007?
 Money, patience, yes that is it MORE PATIENCE
7. What dates from 2007 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
 11.16.07 the day my son was born
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
 Successfully parenting two children for 1.5 whole months out of the year
9. What was your biggest failure?
 Not having enough patience with my 2 year old eating too many cookies while pregnant
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
 I was on bed rest during pregnancy for some clotting and bleeding
11. What was the best thing you bought?
 my new suv
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
 ummmm my husband tolerating my super hormonal crazy ass
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
 me i was such a shit to my 2 year old...also i cried a lot
14. Where did most of your money go?
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
 the birth of my son
16. What song will always remind you of 2007?
 uhhhhhh i lean like a cholo...no clue why
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
 a) happier or sadder? 
b) thinner or fatter? 
c) richer or poorer?
 happier, hippo status, is that another hole in my sock
18. What do you wish you’d done more of?
 bike riding
19. What do you wish you’d done less of?
20. How did you spend Christmas?
 with my kids and hubs then parents
21. Did you fall in love in 2007?
 with my new son
22. What was your favorite TV program?
 top chef
23. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
24. What was the best book you read?
 uhhhh people magazine is a book right
25. What was your greatest musical discovery?
 no clue
26. What did you want and get?
 a new cutting board
27. What did you want and not get?
 to lose all the baby weight by dec 31st
28. What was your favorite film of this year?
 all movies were shit this year
29. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
 i think i turned 26 i dont think i did anything but i dont remember
30. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
 ummm immeasurably more money
31. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2007?
 fat hippo maternity clothes, tents, potato sacks, slippers, wide shoes
32. What kept you sane?
 a chocolate drip
33. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
 jens gonna get pissed when i talk about my undying lust for justin timberlake
34. What political issue stirred you the most?
 politics huh...do i have to watch the news to know about politics
35. Who did you miss?
 the younger thinner shannon
36. Who was the best new person you met?
 all of my husbands new work friends
37. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2007. just to stop and love your children as much as possible..you dont have to eat 10 lbs of chocolate a day just because your pregnant
38. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year. i'm bad i'm bad you know it

Finally a smile

Yes he is really smiling that big at the ceiling fan..he has a crush on it!

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