2.22.2008

Maybe some duct tape will work

Todays post will be short as I am in a dismal state. I was just getting dressed. I was putting my socks on first of course so I bent over to pick them up when my boobs brushed my knees.

I had to take a moment to pause there, as I realized, aging and gravity are definitely taking a toll on me. Nursing two kids probably isn't going to help either.

I never thought my perky boobs would get to the point where they would dangle down and touch my knees if I bent over.

Excuse me I need to go find some duct tape now.

9 comments:

MamaChing said...

Yeah I feel you on this one! It's so depressing. Motherhood completely destroys our bodies. Men have it oh too easy!

Patty said...

That's it when I get a husband...HE is carrying the kids!
=)

Ginger said...

Welcome to the world of the (naturally) big-boobed, mine have done that since high school. I'm a little scared about what having kids will do to my girls.

Kat said...

The things you do for your country. LOL... I am with Ginger on that topic.

angie said...

While I'm sure you do not find this topic hilarious...I do! Just think of those beautiful kids that you made when you curse your boobies for touching your knees! Then blame Rob for helping make those kids that caused the boobies to hang a titch haha...or blame him for not being able to help you nurse to take some pressure off your girls!

arambledlife said...

Well, at least you have boobs! I'd have to remove mine from my chest to rub them on my knees. ;)

Eramblings said...

What kills me is my thighs rub together now. When the hell did this happen??? How? Does it happen at night?

Misguided Mommy said...

Ginger: I am scared of what kids will do to your boobs, you will probably double Dolly Parton!

arambledlife: Yeah but your boobs are huge in china

eramblings: that shit has always happened to me, pisses me right the fuck off!

Jeninacide said...

OHH MAN!! BUWAHAHAHHAA THOUGH!!

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