3.11.2008

All good things must come to an end

Dear Easter,

I regret to inform you, I must break up with you. While you have always been my favorite holiday I feel its time to terminate our relationship. I loved you dearly for 26 years. You were the holiday that smelled the best. You always came with flowers and tasty eggs. You provided me years of fun and enjoyment. However, it just can't go on. And, it's not me, its you. Yes, it's you. It is all your fault. You brought this on yourself. Year after year you do this to me. You convince me to cheat on my diet, and enjoy your many delicious candies. You with your sexy purple packaging. You with your clever once a year only marketing. You had to know this was coming. You had to know sooner or later my diet would win out and I would have to ask you to leave, move on from my life forever. What's that, you don't understand why I need to leave you, here let me refresh your memory.



Sincerely,
Shannon

(Editors note, this package was savagely ripped into torn when it was purchased, the owner of this package makes no omissions to consuming any of the contents, ant would like to further state that if any candies were consumed it was because they jumped right into her mouth all on their own, they were not shoveled in by the handful placed there with her consent.)

12 comments:

Jennifer said...

hahha. Good luck with that... with two little boys. :)

Jeninacide said...

oh! You were talking about MINI eggs. In that case: 30.

Em said...

Just eaten two pack on mini eggs, comfort food plus they are on offer in the supermarket so rude for me not to buy

Ginger said...

I can't believe it. It won't last. You won't be able to abandon Easter like that. It's been too faithful to you over the years. Maybe come to a compromise...like comsuming just 1 bag of eggs, not 2...or 3...

Damn you, now I want some of those!

Mom said...

That would be great so you stop bring that shit into the office cause when I was in your office today 2 or 3 of them jumped into my hand then right into my mouth. Then when I was in your car I found one lonely one and said well I better save you and next thing I knew it was in my mouth. First the Girl Scout cookies now its Easter candy.

Christy said...

I have been talking about getting the kids Easter baskets all week. I think I am just looking for an excuse to eat candy.

Rachel said...

I love the double chocolate eggs and I also love cadberry (spelling) and come on I am JEWISH..I dont even celebrate it. lol

Lindz said...

OMG those are soooo good. Those are by far my fav Easter candy. That and the reeces easter eggs, for some reason they taste better than regular reeces.

Not So Perfect said...

My fav is robin eggs, malt chocolate goodness!! okay now I am drooling.

Lover of Life said...

LOL! I so understand your feelings!

chelle said...

hehe Me too I need to break up with Easter too!

Coffee Slut said...

I love PEEPS ...pure sugar. mmmmm

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