4.20.2008

Accept it and move on with it

Dear Shannon,
Just because you lost a lot of weight, doesn't mean you should have tried wearing the thong underwear hiding in the back of your drawer again. That little string in the back still crams as far up your ass as it did when you were skinny. Suck it up, buy stock in granny panties and move on baby! Go ahead and retire your last remaining thong, it was feeling anorexic next to your granny panties anyway!

Love always,
Your ass!

9 comments:

Coffee Slut said...

hahaha ...mine have been retired for years. I think we were supposed to feel sexy while wearing those things, I only felt like I had a wedgie I couldn't pick. I saved all my nice VS ones to look at when I'm 90.

Lainey-Paney said...

i'll never retire the thong. i don't care how big my hiney gets. i hate pantylines!

try the bridget lace thong at www.fredericks.com. they stretch & are so comfy.

Jeninacide said...

I retired my thongs looong before I got preggo.. I like matching bras and panties and I have never liked thongs. Blechk.

Steph said...

You seriously crack my ass up!

Heidi said...

I will never retire the thong. My hubby loves it too much. And if I buy the really soft cotton ones only they are actually really quite nice.

angie said...

You are hilarious! I love when you write letters to yourself haha!

Rachel said...

You look great. I dont think your ass should be saying those things.

Lindz said...

That's a good one my dear! And you look amazing, yay you.

Mrs. F said...

Bwahahahahaha. My head is cloudy and I have nothing funny to say back to your ass.
Thanks for making me giggle though!!!!

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