6.28.2008

Rubbernecker

If you would have been driving down the street by my house today (the very public high traffic street) you would have seen me pushing my two year old in a stroller and carrying my 7 month old in the Moby like one of those moms who exercised and shit! However, if you would have driven by at exactly the right moment you would have also seen my BOOBS! Yes I had Codi situated in the Moby so he could nurse. Somehow I was still able to hold the stroller with both hands, nurse and not drop him. I think only one guy happened by at the right angle and he nearly wrecked rubbernecking to figure out if he really just saw that ladies boob hanging out!

Also, if you were looking hard enough you probably could have pin pointed the EXACT moment I realized I had just started my period, unexpectedly and TOTALLY FUCKING UNPREPARED!

7 comments:

Dyan said...

Oh My..... yeah, guys LOVE boobs.... I had the CPR guy looking at mine, making "extra sure" I was doing my chest compressions right (and so he could look at the enormous amount of cleavage that move creates)...

So sorry to hear bout your day... that just sucks.... but I bet you do have great boobs!!! :) Hahaha, you gotta laugh

angie said...

Oh wow...I must say that sounds like it takes some real talent!! Nursing and walking all at the same time...I am impressed!!

Mrs. F said...

Haha, you are hilarious! I mean, it is not hilarious that you started your period unprepared and stuff, but I am glad we can laugh about it now, right?!

Britt said...

WOw! You've got talent!

(except for when it comes to predicting the precise arrival time of your period).

Rachael said...

Wow, you had a really good day huh? :-) Sorry about all that, but I envy that you were exercising!

Steph said...

You freaking kill me. That would have been some funny shit. You are talented my dear.

Also, can't believe you started again...already!

Lisa said...

Well at least that means you should be in the clear for this weekend.

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