6.19.2008

Shannon on skinny jeans


Most people look at skinny jeans and think fashion. And, while I do think they are the ugliest fashion choice a person can make, that is never what I actually think when I see them. Aside from looking absofuckinglutly ridiculous, all I ever think is..
Fuck, that must really hard on whatever guy is trying to have sex with her! I mean, at what point does the guy say, "fuck this I'm not horny enough to keep trying to tugg these fuckers off!"

I mean really, just look at them. Tell me stopping to peel your jeans off you wouldn't be a total mood killer!

Yes, I see jeans and I think sex, whatever, isn't that normal? Don't we all think about sex every 3.7 seconds or something?

9 comments:

Steph said...

I think they are ugly personally.

Cristina Mathers said...

um "skinny jeans" are just a trendy word for tapered leg which is exactly the sort of thing that my husband and I have been trying to get my MIL out of for years.

they may have made a comeback in some places, but not in this house.

Christy said...

I hate tapered leg pants! Yuck!

Mrs. F said...

I remember wearing those in the very late 80's/early 90's (yes I was 12) and really, they are the hardest pants to get over your heels...so ugggggly, too.

Modest Mousketeer said...

Good point. I was just generally finding them repulsive as a fashion statement, but add to that how impractical they are and wham... they should all be burned.

Heidi said...

I don't know about the guy, but it is a definite turn off to me when my jeans won't just slid right off. Ugh. Talk about the quickest way to feel fat!

Swistle said...

I always think, "Did we learn NOTHING from the '80s?"

O rly? said...

I would also hate them if I wasn't 5'7" and didn't have skinny legs and a tiny waist. Luckily, I am both of those things and look amazing in them and own more than one pair. But I see your point, if I couldn't fit my ass into a pair of skinny Italian or American made jeans, I'd probably claim to think they are ugly, too.

Misguided Mommy said...

O rly: Keep telling yourself you look amazing...just keep telling yourself that!

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