Dear big mother fucker spider in my garage

Next time don't run so fucking fast so my husband can catch you. I'm tired of being terrified to go in my garage!


Heidi said...

Holy crap! That is awful! But seriously funny. Thank you for the laugh!

Laura said...

ooooh...we dealing with the spider thing here too, with the water being so nearby and all. It's like they came from a nuclear waste plant or something this year, they are that freaking huge. Sorry I've been a lame person and been basically hiding from all that helped me get through the day (your blog included.)

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