10.02.2008

A quick what the fuck

I'm looking for some stuff to set up my new office. I need some file folders and a couple boxes for the top of my desk. Of course I'm going to go somewhere cheap like TJ Maxx and see what I can find. However first I checked out my lover Target. I go into office supplies and discover this:

Let's read a little farther shall we:
• This eco-friendly product features paper made from recycled elephant waste fibers
• Includes an informational pamphlet on elephants and the making of this product
• Rectangular Stationery Set
• Features Blank Cards
• Includes 6 Pieces of Paper , 6 Envelopes
• Includes Portfolio

Uh huh. You read right PAPER MADE FROM SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK TARGET!

8 comments:

Moxymama said...

Have fun licking that envelope...haha!

Cheeziemommie said...

and they want you to PAY for that!!! Crazytown!

simultaneously laughing and gagging at moxymama's comment!

angie said...

moxymama's comment is HILARIOUS!!!! I think you should send them to people that you don't like...and then at the end of your letter you can write I hope you enjoy touching elephant shit! That's just a bit too green for me you know!

Misguided Mommy said...

Moxymama: OH MY GAWD!!!!!! YOU ARE HILARIOUS BUT DUDE....DUDE


NO.

I CAN'T EVEN WRAP MY MIND AROUND THAT.

(shudder)

Swistle said...

WHAT.

I kind of need to think of a reason to buy that.

Mrs. F said...

Seriously, Target. WHAT? THE? FUCK?????????

Lainey-Paney said...

so, i wonder what i could make out of my own poo....???

Lainey-Paney said...

Oh, moxymama! that's too funny!

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