I'm looking for some stuff to set up my new office. I need some file folders and a couple boxes for the top of my desk. Of course I'm going to go somewhere cheap like TJ Maxx and see what I can find. However first I checked out my lover Target. I go into office supplies and discover this:
• This eco-friendly product features paper made from recycled elephant waste fibers
• Includes an informational pamphlet on elephants and the making of this product
• Rectangular Stationery Set
• Features Blank Cards
• Includes 6 Pieces of Paper , 6 Envelopes
• Includes Portfolio
Uh huh. You read right PAPER MADE FROM SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK TARGET!